bitnet features archive.
a collection of features written by bitnet members 2001-2003.

The Basis of BIT.
Dr. Richard Bit, b.0001, and a 12 day conference in Geneva. The man and the protocol which changed the world. a visual timeline is included for those who cannot read.
beanCUP
Simple useful shape; a cup. Mouth watering aroma; beans. Scrumptious topping; cheese. All this combines to create a most delicious Taco Bell treat, overlooked by most customers. The exclusive Saga in all it's glory.
Indie Candy Fest!
How many times have you stumbled into Sev at 3am; filled yer 64oz cup full of banana slurpee and headed straight to the candy aisle to grab a Look Bar™, or a Mallo Cup™? Or perhaps you prefer a crispity crunchety, Violet Crumble™? Or Goetzes Cow Tails™?
What America's All About.
Justin Winokur and Tollef Biggs embark on an epic journey to Minneapolis, Minnesota. A journey of indulgence, a journey of body and spirit, a journey to determine once and for all, What America is REALLY all about.
Chickenstravaganza
The BiTNET founders emerge from hack.central to ingdulge in fried "chicken".
Mac OS X Launch Parties
Teen eviction 2001 hacking party drinking girls symmetric multiprocessing couch skyy dishwasher darwin free webcam cyber bathroom tattoos cake hack free Mac OS X booze burritos messy preemptive whiteboard multitasking
Rapmaster
Get your gat. the rapmaster is here. the premier online rap device. requires shockwave.
The B.F.C.C.B.
The B.F.C.C.B. was short lived in it’s glory. I’d like to take this opportunity to share with you the rise and fall, the triumph and turmoil of the Burger King Bacon-“Fish”-Chicken-CheeseBurger.
The b0x Project
What better way to endorse neighborhood camaraderie and ignite the perpetual American barbeque than with tiny boxes left on doorsteps?
Tollef Biggs Goes Home To Clean Up His Name
Why was his glory to be forever masked along Sebastopol’s Main Street? Who had put this awful cloak over his name, and why? Had it been him—was it of his own doing? Or, does unprotected brass simply tarnish naturally over time?
Pork with Ham: The Inside Scoop
What happens when four of BiTNET's finest venture into the world of canned meat.
In San Francisco, everyone poops in the street.
The startling tale of two Southern California roommates who venture Northward for a weekend. Their story will shock and amaze you.
bit.speech
enter a land of proprietary speech, bit.speech!
Department Store Dining: Macy's vs. Nordstrom
In search of a better meal, that perfect spot for a perfect date, and the best choice for a department store meal: Tollef and Justin set off to determine the undertermined, by putting Macy's and Nordstrom head-to-head!
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